"Tell me again - how long does the butterfly thing take?"
Doug Moe, Madison, WI
"Give me anything but a hot dog"
Holly Miller, Reading, PA
“Wait…Hold it! If we are all counting, who’s gonna hide?”
Christopher, Madison, WI
Comedian Sacha Baron Cohen
“I told you we should have stopped to ask for directions!!"
Jennifer Gregoire, Southbridge, MA
"OK I've got him pinned! Let's neuter him and see how he likes it!"
Christina Prachniak, Vernon, CT
"For only $19.95 you can have a haircut just like mine! (Instructions included.)"
Mindy, N. Grosvenordale, CT
“This rice throwing crap is getting out of hand!”
John Butler, Pittsburgh, PA
"Yeah, this pose will get me into modeling for sure"
Holly Miller, Reading PA
Yeah Mom took away my cell phone. I went way over my minutes again!!
Nicole, Florida
"'Seeing eye squirrel...what a concept!!"
Lori Dunn, Mt. Pleasant Mills, Pa
"Who said I can't go to BINGO looking like this?"
Cathie, Indiana
"Hold on.
I got...your...gift...right...rrrr...heeeere."
Jay, New York
"Cleanup on aisle four...Cleanup on aisle four."
John Butler, Pittsburgh, PA
"Aaaahhhhchhooooo!"
Kasey Nichols, Fort Polk, LA
"It cost me an arm and a leg to buy this car." Anna, Florida
"Dear Santa, Daddy won't give me back my toy. Please help!"
Paul LaFerriere, Manchester, NH
"Somebody got a flashlight? I can't see a thing."
Tanya, Texas
I'm tired, I'm burned, and I've got sand in my bikini. Can we go now?
Scott, Ohio
"I'm Consti-what? And what exactly is bran and how can it make me a regular kid?"
Jennifer, Virginia
"What happens when a homeless man teaches HIMSELF to fish, so he can eat for life." Jay Schulz, Fort Drum, NY
"The waiter said my Visa is expired. Thank God there's a window in the bathroom!"
Keith, Georgia
"Look into my eyes, relax, and say I AM a butterfly, I AM a butterfly!"
Elizabeth Grabowski, LaMarque, TX
"You were not here to scratch my tummy so I had to improvise!"
Tom Vogt, Fort Dodge, Iowa
"Is that your OFF switch?"
Marc Ouellette, Ottawa, Canada
"Perplexed by down-spiraling economy, man trades car for dogsled. Tragically discoversdogs have crappy sense of direction. Keith, Georgia
"The author of 'Thinking For Dummies'
gets an honorary doctorate."
Marc Ouellette, Ottawa, Canada
"Either give me this burger
or you're gettin fixed!"
Lacey, Texas
"And this is what you get when the car manufacturers yell for a bail out" Jennifer Treadway, Evington, VA
“Yes, I am new to your church Father. Can I still try the cookie?”
John Butler, Pittsburgh, PA
"You said if I showed you mine you'd show me yours! Pay up!"
Keith, Georgia
Help! I crazy-glued my hand
to my chin by accident!
Marc Ouellette, Ottawa, Canada
"Giving a whole new meaning to bringing home the bacon."
Keith Brooke, Gainesville,GA
"Don't eat me, bro! I have
swine flu."
Parminder, India
"Keep up old man! We are never gonna win that line dancing competition"
Jacqui, South Africa
"Rats! Only one tooth and
my spoon got stuck on it."
John, Florida
"This from a kid who cries everytime he has to take a bath..."
Marc Ouellette, Ottawa, Ontario
"What do you mean, you won't serve me? It's because I'm black isn't it?"
Marc Ouellette, Ottawa, Ontario
"Your hydrant or mine?"
Sandra Gerbrick, California
"Married 20 years and now I find out you're a swinger!!"
Robin, Illinois
"For God's sake, somebody throw me a bucket of mouthwash!"
Sandra Gerbrick, California
"Are you sure I'm going to look like her after I'm done?"
Tina, Oregon
"Son, make sure you marry the right woman, or you will look like me."
Lacey, Texas
"I thought you said you could drive, Mom!"
Jo Hamlet, Donnybrook, WA Australia
"What is my ex doing here?"
Tina, Oregon
“Oh no! I dropped my last piece of gum!”
Barbara, Middleton, WI
"Great, I'm a newborn and I'm already doomed for bad luck."
Tammy, Illinois
"What? the San Francisco Giants aren't actually giants?....Now who am I going to give this to?!" Tyler, California
"They said cookies were in the deal!"
Tina, Oregon
Click to view Winners from
Launches first "Caption Contest," Jan. 2007
